Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato go out with a prune?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How do you fix a broken tomato?

Tomato paste!

Why was the tomato blushing?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Shopper: I'm looking for STEWED tomatoes.

Clerk: Try the salad BAR.

 

Courtesy of University of California - Davis

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