Warm weather has a tendency to bring smiles to the faces of those who withstood a cold, snowy winter. The only thing that could add to the levity of sunshine and a warm breeze is a produce joke or two:
Why did the tomato go out with the prune? Because she couldn’t find a date.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? There isn’t mushroom.
How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste.
Where were potatoes first fried? In Greece.
How do you make a strawberry shake? Put it in the freezer.
Every once in a while you just have to relax and smile…